A letter from Abu Atef

I got this by e-mail and I thought it was hilarious! (thanks Lana).

For those who are not familiar with my native language, here is the translation:

A letter from the illiterate Abu Atef in Germany:

How are you woman?

How are the kids and how is your mom?

I'm hearing rumors that you are fooling around

When I come home I'm gonna slaughter you

Abu Atef from Germany